Age Rules

My hair's too long and therefore wrong

For someone over forty.

And I should drive a minivan

Instead of something sporty.

It's time to lose my faded jeans

And look and act my age.

I need to hit the rocking chair —

The world's a Next Gen stage.

Well, sorry, I don't own a dress;

I'll let my freak flag fly,

And there are lots more rules to break

Before the day I die.

I'm going to push the envelope before I kick the bucket.

And if that's something "they" don't like....fuck it!